Hot Cats

When it's this hot outside (and inside!), I feel really bad for my cats... They just lay on the floor looking so miserable. See, they can't have iced lattes or salad and white wine on a patio. No, they are just hot, covered in fur and eat the same kibbles and lukewarm water. It's not fair

And then I remember that they are cats and get to lounge around all day and play and lick themselves and pretty much are kings. And I don't feel so bad!

Advice from a Tree

Eating Habits

Eat healthy! It's cheaper yo!

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Oh Wine!

Hipster

You know you're a hipster when:

1. You live in the plateau
2. You drink Pabst
3. You do things 'ironically'
4. You only listen to indie bands and secrectly hope they never make it big because then you'd have to stop listening to them
5. You only shop at Urban Outfitters, thrift shops or American Apparel
6. You own a bike, preferably a 'fixed gear'
7. You have uttered the words 'i'm not a hipster'

Love is Blind

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Lingerie

I went lingerie sale shopping with a friend the other day...

Friend (while holding out a lacey slip): What do you do with that?
Me: You wear it to bed and someone takes it off
Friend: Oh.
Me: It won't last more than 10 minutes
Friend: So you're pretty much paying a dollar a minute!

Gravity

Sara Bareilles, I love you